Copenhagen climate summit: 1,200 limos, 140 private planes and caviar wedges | Preparing for the climate change summit that will produce as much carbon dioxide as a town the size of Middlesbrough.
"At least the sex will be C02-neutral ...
.... And this being Scandinavia, even the prostitutes are doing their bit for the planet. Outraged by a council postcard urging delegates to "be sustainable, don't buy sex," the local sex workers' union – they have unions here – has announced that all its 1,400 members will give free intercourse to anyone with a climate conference delegate's pass. The term "carbon dating" just took on an entirely new ....by A.Gilligan
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